That's a nice weapon there... would suck if a hunter took it.

[That's a nice weapon there... would suck if a hunter took it.]

[tilthat]

TIL alfredo sauce was created in 1914 by Alfredo de Lelio in order to please his pregnant wife.

via reddit.com

[kieran-rules-zara-drools]

He was a genius

[girlswhorunmyfandoms]

[magdalenas]

[ottpop]

The man who invented bandaids made them because his wife was clumsy in the kitchen

https://www.jnj.com/our-heritage/history-of-band-aid-brand-adhesive-bandages-invention

How One Woman’s Cooking Mishaps Sparked the Creation of BAND-AID® Brand Adhesive Bandages

[yimra]

Nothing but Kings

[madgastronomer]

Baking powder and starch-based puddings were invented by a man for his wife who was allergic to yeast and eggs.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

“For those I love, I will create.”

[goat-yells-at-everything]

The woman who invented Jiffy mix did it because she noticed her daughter’s best friend always had basically hard tac in her lunches. The girl had lost her mother and her dad was doing his best but his wife had done all the cooking and he had no idea what he was doing. She made a simple dry mix that didn’t have a lot of steps. She realized he wasn’t the only single father that needed help so she started a small company that could produce the mix super cheap and the recipe, the box design, and the price have all stayed relatively the same (a box is still under a dollar).

Not romantic love but a kind of familial love for community.

[That's a nice weapon there... would suck if a hunter took it.]

[animusrox]

Miss Bellum vs Sedusa
The Powerpuff Girls (S02E13) “Something’s a Ms.”

[That's a nice weapon there... would suck if a hunter took it.]

[skipclasseatass]

goth girl cock

[skipclasseatass]

you know what? goth boy pussy.

[rezmacro]

[That's a nice weapon there... would suck if a hunter took it.]

[just-dumbass-thoughts]

girlboss? no. girlunion. girlstrike.

[just-dumbass-thoughts]

girlworkers of the girlworld unite

[That's a nice weapon there... would suck if a hunter took it.]

[liberalsarecool]

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[fuggmuff]

Hey remember when these positions were all essential workers and then they just weren't anymore after the media decided they weren't

[That's a nice weapon there... would suck if a hunter took it.]

[lilacandladybugs]

also it is with a heavy heart that i must inform you that tumblr isnt inherently better than twitter and having the ability to use More Words has not done anything in the past to give people on this hellsite any reading comprehension. we’re just lucky 😔

[sleepypurplepandas]

whats the point of having a glass house if youre not throwing stones

[lilacandladybugs]

you know what nevermind that’s valid

[cyrenid]

entirely unrelated to the post, but what the fuck is going on in the replies

[nudityandnerdery]

Fuck up up, fuck down down, fuck left right left right, fuck B, fuck A, fuck select, fuck start.

[tahthetrickster]

cha cha real smooth

[chongoblog]

Imagine getting to the end of this post and agreeing with OP that Tumblr isn’t inherently better than Twitter smh

[That's a nice weapon there... would suck if a hunter took it.]

[astraldemise]

gotta admit that my favourite part of irish folklore is that theres an island that appears only once every 7 years and is solely inhabited by giant bunnies and a wizard

[astraldemise]

second favourite is that in 1999 the construction of a major motorway would have had to cut down a shrub that belonged to the fairies so they just. stopped the roads construction and rerouted it slightly to the left to avoid the bush.

[astraldemise]

it was this one

[astraldemise]

actually this is the funniest fucking title you could have given to an article about this

[That's a nice weapon there... would suck if a hunter took it.]

[wolveswolves]

𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲?

I was never able to feel anger. I felt things like frustration, but I could never allow myself to feel or express anger.

About a year ago, during a very challenging time, I felt anger for the first time. I didn’t know what to do with it. Sometimes it would suddenly come up, which scared me a bit.

Then one day in the woods, I stumbled across a pile of sticks. I picked up some, and just started beating. I had to overcome my own judgements at first, but after that it felt super freeing, relieving, and clarifying.

I now do this quite frequently. It’s like creating a safe container in which you can express your anger.

It also helps me with regulating my emotions. When you schedule this once a week/ month/whatever, it’s like your subconscious knows it has a set time where you can safely express your anger and sadness and frustration, so it doesn’t have to show up at random, unexpected moments anymore.

This practice helped me so much, so I wanted to share. If I could say just one thing; put your judgment aside, give it a try, and see what it does for you.

𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝗽𝘀:

𝟭) If you feel weird in the beginning or judgemental towards yourself, that’s normal. Can you let that be and at the same time give yourself permission to keep going trying something new? Or maybe it helps turning the lights off, or doing it when nobody is home.

𝟮) You can do this when there’s other people around. You can explain to them – even to children – what you’re doing and why. It’s a healthy way to handle emotions, and I think it can be beneficial for children to see adults cope with their emotions in a healthy way, as long as you explain to them what you’re doing and why.

𝟯) You can do this indoors too. Using sticks, or something like a roll of bubble wrap or a foam baseball bat.

𝟰) If you have trouble expressing anger, give this practice a try and see what shows up. If anger does arise, know it’s an emotion that will pass, that you’re safe, and that you are providing a healthy outlet for it.

𝗣.𝗦.: Respect your environment. I use dead sticks that I found, beating on a dead tree that fell over, and thank the space at the end.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CV5ptBLDEeJ/?utm_medium=tumblr

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[That's a nice weapon there... would suck if a hunter took it.]

[thyrell]

some of the funniest discourse ive seen on this website is whether its okay to sexualize the terms top/bottom (because minors use them)

[thyrell]

please dont sexualize the act of having penetrative sex because my sixteen year old mutual loves to misuse words about it

[megafreeman]

[That's a nice weapon there... would suck if a hunter took it.]

[4x01]

just had to take a fucking second and close my eyes because i remembered that on the night of november 5th tumblr had convinced me, an outsider, that this was an actual gif of Castiel Supernatural being sent to mega fruit hell

[orbyorb]

We all learnin’ today ig…

[yangsass]

Its from the 1997 movie ‘Spawn’ if anyone was curious

[girlfriendluvr]

btw this is the actual footage of castiel getting dragged to super hell

[maple-cloak]

[That's a nice weapon there... would suck if a hunter took it.]

[explainguncontrolandsafespaces]

It’s like millennials do not understand that middle east has been at war for 1000′s of years. That we intervened on behalf of Kuwait. That without “bombing” people that want to kill and oppress others, millions will be murdered and tortured.

[mideast-nrthafrica-cntrlasia]

“at war for 1000′s of years”

you clearly know nothing about Afghanistan nor the middle east

here’s Afghanistan in the 1950′s, 60′s, & 70′s

if you really want to know what caused all the instability & growth of extremist groups I suggest you take a look at the US foreign policy towards Afghanistan during the 80′s

It’s interesting to note that when the communist government came to power in Afghanistan in the late 70′s, one of the first things they did was declare equality of the sexes, made education for girls mandatory, & banned child marriages. The conservative tribal leaders who the US armed & funded (& who later became the Taliban) declared this to be a “war on Islam” & fought against the central government.

The US had no problem back then with encouraging the growth of Islamic conservatism to counter socialism/communism. You created your biggest enemy & you have no one to blame but yourselves.

Originally posted by silk-yyy

[sniffyjenkins]

BLESS THIS POST

[blackfemalescientist]

its crazy to me how the US talks about war in the middle east as if its this ancient problem inherent to the area instead of a recent problem created by western countries to further their own interests.

[nevaehtyler]

☕️☕️☕️

[urulokid]

the CIA took out the democratically elected leader of Iran in the 1970s over oil and that set off an entire chain of events leading to ISIS, here’s more about multiple other countries we’ve fucked over 

[anarchistmemecollective]

millennials are killing imperialism

[That's a nice weapon there... would suck if a hunter took it.]

[yakonas]

look i’m like… really bad at tagging myself but y’all seriously need to start tagging that neural blender stuff. it’s super triggering to a lot of people, especially those with psychosis.

the tags “neural blender” and “unreality” would both be okay i think

- signed, a schizophrenic

[yakonas]

btw to the people like “those images don’t trigger me” OK that’s great, but meanwhile i’ve talked to multiple schizospec people and people who struggle with dissociation and it’s triggering to them. i literally get visual distortions, illusions, and hallucinations like those images that you dismiss. if people don’t want to tag it as “unreality” that’s fine, but at least tag it as “neural blender”.

[That's a nice weapon there... would suck if a hunter took it.]

[pukicho]

Gonna name my kid Zotap

[0wormreblog0]

Is there a reason?

[pukicho]

Someone needs to start naming people dumbass sci-fi names or we’ll never be in the future we want.

[That's a nice weapon there... would suck if a hunter took it.]

Anonymous asked:

your thoughts on boob windows 👀

syblatortue answered:

anon asking the real questions

I think boob windows are great